He's lamenting all those years he insisted on a condom for oral now...

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…

Me: "Alright, so I have a venti whole milk with whip skinny peppermint mocha. Just to be sure, you still want the sugar free mocha and peppermint syrups, correct?"

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

" ... so you couldn't see my religion ..."

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

I think it's an interesting and relevant detail that she was actually sentenced to 366 days, not 365 days. According to the Washington post, inmates sentenced to more than one year can have their sentences reduced by 54 days/year of their sentence for good behavior. So instead of sentencing her to a year, the judge…

Yes, this exchange spoke not only to the harm of sexual abuse, but also addressed how seemingly infallible and objective systems (created by men and power) do not get justice for the marginalized and require us to navigate injustice on our own. Given that the show functions within a legal framework, I thought her…

Two caged birds singing through gritted teeth.

I think that was really powerful and really sad. When Annalise's mom made that statement that men take things and there's no reason to talk about it, it seemed like she was excusing their behavior. Like a "boys will be boys" kind of thing. And it's easy to see why that would hurt Annalise so bad and cause her so much…

If you're going to publicly propose, than the possibility of being publicly told no is something you should be prepared for.

Why should she have to ignore her own feelings on the matter in order for him to save face? Making a public proposal like that without having the conversations to make sure she's on board with marriage is kind of a sociopathic move in the first place. If she doesn't want to marry him, she gets to say no in front of…

#RealQuestion time.

Since it is also secreted while we are eating and it contains enzymes that break down food, isn't human saliva considered a digestive juice?

I'm going to whisper this question and make pointed eye contact next time I'm giving a BJ.

These are not nearly as bad as I had expected. These are just like, "a shitty or clueless guy proposed to me so I said no." I thought from the title it would be like, "he was a great guy and on a certain level I truly loved him but ever since I had started sleeping with his best friend while he was in Iraq, I knew I…

I had a pet tarantula (judged to be female from her great longevity) for many years and people often commented on how she must be lonely (no) and that I ought to get her a boyfriend (also no). Pointing out that she would only eat her mate generally silenced them, but now I'm feeling kind of guilty that I didn't let…

She really loves it when he does that trick with his pedipalps.

This right here. There is no way I have the energy to have sexual relationships or even flings with a bunch of people. It's the same for me with extreme kinks or bondage—it's not that I feel particularly for or against, but the very idea exhausts me. How long does it take to get into all that gear? Have your whips…