Did this person really talk smack about the "I can't breathe" t-shirts being worn by the Selma director rubber her the wrong way, and then go on right after that to say she can separate politics from movies?

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Is he seriously wearing a fucking clip-on bow tie?

She is genuinely talented, a fact that gets so very lost under all the crazy. I'm not much for top-40 country music, but if she went an alt-country route with a more folk sound I could get on board.

I went on a date with a guy to see Miss Representation and afterwards the guy would not shut up about how enlightened he was and I could not get a word in edgewise. I thought maybe ... but no ...

Could Your Food Have Calories? The Answer May Surprise You....

I'm not sexist, it's just that there were only three really SIGNIFICANT modernists, and all of them just happen to be men. Oh, also, two of them are fascists.

I want to give you all the stars in the world. All the stars. And a tenured job.

Oh man. This makes me laugh. This is what it's like to be in a grad program for the humanities. All the "well, actually, I'm not sexist, at all, I'm the least sexist person of all. Let me tell you about all of the male authors who are superior to every female author you mention though while perusing my woman-less…

"I used to say hubba hubba and then I met a girl [*wry smile*] and now ... I am a feminist"

I agree that getting along with coworkers is one of the most important parts of any job, but how would you gauge that from an interview? There are shy people who take a while to make connections with other people but are polite and considerate and will give you the shirt off their backs, and then there are friendly,…

Allergic to red > Allergic to crunchy

The chocolate store woman is clearly kin to "I'm allergic to crunchy".

I read it back when it was huge, mostly because I'll read anything and I was terribly curious what all the fuss was about. Spoiler: it was terrible.

he is only hot when he is fuzzy.

I posted this earlier but it's totally a DAD STORY...

Holy shit I lied and blamed something on a ghost once! I was like, 5, though so a little less totally nuts. I had begged to be allowed to cut my own hair, but my mom refused to have clumsy, ADD-riddled me wielding scissors at my own head. So one day, she goes out to talk to the neighbor. She leaves her coupon clipping…

As a former childcare worker, these lies are really sad because it usually means that something is happening at home that has allowed them to know what rape is.

It sounds like your coworker is that Kristen Wiig character.

In elementary school - and I'm talking 2nd and 3rd grade - two girls started to talk about how they were raped and had babies over the summer. The amount of times/babies grew the more they told the story. They had each had about 10 children before a teacher intervened and called their parents.