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"I am a strong woman...I am in charge of how I look and I can change that and then change that again if I want," she said. "I'm not trying to look like Pamela Anderson here during her 'Baywatch' days. I'm trying to look like a very capable, very personal level-headed female who is an Academy Award winner."

After reading Lady Chatterly's Lover at age 15 I decided that cunt is the most fitting word for my vagina.

"Girl I'm gonna get all up in your lady business"

and there are plenty of lovely Ginas in the world (Gershon, Torres and — actually, that's it)

I listened to Waiting for Tonight the other night, and I was like, damn, this song is still so good.

The key difference here though is that it's part of her job. It's one thing to have an expectation for your spouse not to cheat on you and quite another to tell your spouse that they have to change how they do their job to make you comfortable. He knew what her job entailed before he started dating her. His…

#LiesToldByMales: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

I think now that men are losing their grip on their thousands of years of dominance, it is getting worse...

Oh noez! Teh MRAs are coming to get you, Lindy!

Matthew Morrison has been tapped to play J.M. Barrie in a musical theater adaptation of Finding Neverland. Man, that guy's star kind of went nowhere, right?

Move over, Affluenza, "I am the victim because I made a mistake" will be our newest batshit crazy legal defense.

Well, that's officially the first time I've heard the phrase "boys will be boys" referring to boys raping five-year-olds.

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
― Isaac Asimov

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