Are Cuban cigars food? Those were pretty good. Also, duty free at the Canadian border gets gallons of maple syrup and biere forte for a low price.

After a very disappointing trip to the hospital while on vacation I got to take home a really nice insulated mug that they gave ice water in.

I’m with Darren here. I’ve seen a few restaurants pull this bullshit- there’s a chicken place in California that has a “California cost of business fee”.

I am consistently surprised by the dearth of creativity in “creative” marching bands like Stanford and the Ivies.

Andrew, I should have added to earlier - the plastic poppies everyone wears are sold by the British Legion to raise funds.

SHUT UP AND DRIBBLE... THE SOCCER BALL.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

So, we have Jerry Jones vs. Roger Goodell and, now, LaVar Ball vs. Donald Trump. It’s like we’re having an elimination tournament like March Madness, but for the crown of Most Horrible Person In America. I find this bizarrely awesome!

You’ll take my degree in Applied Moonshinin’ when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

If I were a graduate of College of the Ozarks this is where I’d mail back my BSci in Advanced Squirrelin’ in disgust.

That’s what you get when you HANG OUT ON A YACHT instead of PRACTICE FOOTBALL.

I still want him and Rob Gronkowski to have like, a talk show or something after they’re done with the NFL. Like them just hanging out with people and being doofuses.

“Quirky, unpredictable, entertaining...”

Coolest guy in the NFL.

Nice of her to finally read the memo…

Something tells me you don’t actually hate being that guy

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