I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

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Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

I don’t understand the whole relegation thing myself. I guess it makes sense in Europe where you have so many leagues and so many good teams constantly fighting to climb the ranks, and where they identify so strongly with their local club. Here in the U.S, we have the NFL, MLB, the NHL. Nobody is suggesting that the…

Because I completely disagree that lack of relegation is the reason that youth development isn’t strong enough. Young players have many more choices of sports here than in Europe or elsewhere: how many of these kids are gonna pick up baseball and football and basketball and hockey or whatever instead of or in addition…

When I drove South to Atlantic City in my ice cream truck, I sidestepped city noise regulations, by bribing a neighborhood kid with an ice cream cone to ring the bell for me. Also, Anne Branigin, that was one very good piece of comic writing.

I actually hate the ice cream truck in my town, because it drives down my street full speed, playing the damn song, without stopping. I don’t know where it does stop, but ain’t anywhere near my house. So I’m stuck with Pavlovian desire for ice cream, and I can’t buy it.

I love chickenshit, especially as as it can different meanings, ie “why do we have all these chickenshit rules at this chickenshit job?”

My Dad played 4 years of minor league baseball, and horseshit was a major part of his lexicon. I associate horseshit with baseball, because it’s not a major part of any other sport’s vocabulary.

Does the week point come after the Dayman?

So bonkers that America has been trying to get back to it ever since they had that teenage temper tantrum 250 years ago.

There was light incidental contact to the face and she grabbed her throat like she’d been throttled. That was some soccer-level shit.

The second half of the fourth quarter and overtime was as exciting of a basketball game as you can ask for. Tremendous shot to finish off one of if not the greatest upsets in basketball at any level. Props to UConn too, 111 in a row is unreal.

That shot was such a relief to see, because boy was that flagrant foul call terrible.

Thanks for elevating La Salle above a mid-major, or did you forget they rode a first four win to the final 16 in 2013?

Note that “obstruction of breathing” is legal in NYC if you see someone selling a cigarette.

When my daughter was diagnosed with the mumps, the MD asked if she had been around males post-puberty who had not had the mumps. When I told the MD maybe, and asked why, she said their testicles could be swollen to the size of softballs. She then made this hand gesture mimicking the size of a softball, and yikes.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

I’m glad I got one more patriotic moment in me before everything comes literally crashing down around us