Back in the 70s I had friends with a waterbed. One night during particularly vigorous sex a wave removed the guy from the girl, but the reverse wave sent his cock into her anus. Instant, non-lubricated and forceful anal sex kept them both sore for over a week.

Sonny Jurgenson. Don’t forget Sonny Jurgenson.

I figured the Southwest Philly floater ended his relevant career.

Or a participation trophy.

The Venn diagram is almost interlocking. I get it.

Try working with millenials. “I know I didn’t have a great year, but I still deserve a raise because....”

Take a day trip to Montalcino—motorcoaches run frequently—for the best wine in Tuscany. It’s a medieval city and the walled arsenal is a vinoteca. Plus, lovely scenery.

Campo de Fiore is a centrally located neighborhood in Rome. It’s not far from the Vatican, it’s across the Corso Victor Emmanuele from Piazza Navona, it’s a short bus/taxi hop from Termini Station, and it’s a short bus ride to the ancient Roman sites. The Campo itself is a bustling slice of Rome; it’s a Farmers Market…

AJ looks like shit.

Best lefty, side-armed slinging QB ever. He was at his best in big moments, and on a team of misfits, who beat the will to win out of the other team, he was the boss. RIP Snake, I’ll raise one to you real soon.

It’s Classy!

I’ll err on the side of old school, and Tabata needs a baseball outlined bruise on his ribs after tomorrow’s game. Or two.

I coached my 6-1 daughter to respond to, “do you play basketball?” with, “no, do you play miniature golf?”

Wrong. The bravest act in all sports is climbing over the boards during the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Yeah, the Stanley Cup is a slog, but it’s 2 months of brilliant hell.

Another example of the 49ers “winning with class.”

I dip cheetos in mayo. But I'm no animal and scoop it straight from the jar (well sometimes), I spoon the mayo into a mug first.

So many:

He communicates perfectly well in Oakland, and to anyone with an urban background. What boring ass suburb did you grow up in?

Ted Williams' head.

That was so fun to see again. The Big 5, and doubleheaders at the Palestra are a great memory of my college years.