Born and raised in Germantown, which brings it close to home, losing a parent is a profoundly sad event. And, you're a jerkoff.

Born and raised in Germantown, I've got to tell you what a jerkoff you are.

Yeah. That's why you stir like a motherfucker and keep moving the food higher, then lower on the wok to control the temp. That subtle nutty taste from sesame oil makes it worth the dare. My wok is a 1981 vintage from PRC Light Industries. It's made everything from stir fry to popcorn to pasta sauce, and every…

If your stirring is as frantic as you suggest, sesame oil is better for a more authentic flavor.

Handbags at 10 paces.

////jumps off bridge in honor of Robin Williams. Fixed.

So, Beyonce is a better singer than Taylor Swift. Strong assertion.

I think it was Jimmy Cannon who coldly wrote of Munson, "What's all the fuss? He was a creep when he was alive, and now he's a dead creep."

I snapped my tibia at freshman football practice (Oh, the glory!), and my most painful memory was watching my second knee swinging back and forth, Shock is an amazing painkiller and sedative. Still, I involuntary started rubbing my leg when I watched this, as I did with Theismann and Ware.

Young...lingerie, yes.

The torch has been passed for "Manny being Manny." He's been a little dick this entire series, and someone in his clubhouse needs to sit him down for that what's-what conversation.

Get fucking real. Any pro boxer—especially at the level of Mayweather—would kick the shit out of any MMA homoerotic noogie fester.

Yeah, right? I thought it was seriously sexy. Then again, in the context of the Disney Channel Sunday morning...

Substitute half your cumin with a good chili powder for a little zing.

Yeah, I wanted the Dubs to win too, but, sour grapes

Does a handjob in the mummy room of the UofP's Penn Museum count?

Or, if you want to save hours of time, fish sticks, taco shells and a good pico de gallo. It was a go-to quickie meal when my kids were younger, and is surprisingly delicioso. Oh, and lime if you don't have to ransom your first born to pay for one.

Fight on Explorers!

Best Wishes Dom, you Central Catholic guys were always solid.

I once scored the winning safety against the Neshaminy JV team, and La Salle College High School Little Explorers beat them 2-0. We were not an offensive power.