To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

I don't know I feel like condoms are kind of comfortable, it feels snug and cozy while protected. It's as if Jesus himself has his hands on my penis and is right behind me saying "Don't worry I got you bro".

Unfortunately, what you just said was super sexist! Try again. MRAs are not bad because they show emotion and don't perform masculinity in the way you think they should. They're bad because they're misogynist shitheads.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.

Obvious answer is obvious. /thread

Femen's message is 1 part soccer hooliganism, 1 part Women's Studies 101 and 1 part Putin naked on horseback.

Damn, if I sucked dick everyday my wife would probably leave me.

Technically, apps are the new age gold rush, because only a fraction of a percentage of people who develop them actually strike it rich.

Oh god. The third time I stayed the night at my now-husband's apartment, I woke up with a serious case of diarrhea and laid in bed far too long thinking about what I was going to do. I could have shit myself! All over the bed! Thank GOD he had a downstairs bathroom 'cause the upstairs one was right next to his…

is it really necessary to physically restrain an 18-year-old over the theft of some love unit items? Mall security guards are going to do that, it's kinda their job, and if she attempted to escape and fought with them while the police were en route, yes it is. Don't forget she also stole from Victoria's Secret as well.

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* comment about how if ebola is so hard to catch how did people catch ebola

A good way to snatch items.

Like Dexter for conservative blowhards?

Exactly. Like I said in my original post, we don't ban beer just because it has the same can as soda. It's on parents to make sure their kids don't get beer.

Don't forget trampolines, firepits and creepy uncles.

I really hate this sort of thing. I'm an often-ignorant white dolt, myself. And I often want to engage in popular culture. When I ask a question and get swatted down in what I read as a mean-spirited way, it makes me less inclined to ask questions. Which is disheatening when you believe that the only hope for…

No, never. Just get a bunch of cats and call it a day. :)