According to Neil deGrasse Tyson, speaking on these very pages of Jalopnik, 0 to 60 acceleration has more to do with sticky tires and aerodynamic downforce than with horsepower. I’d love to see a 300 hp car go really fast from 0 to 60. 1,000 hp 0 to 60 figures are meh.

If you want to predict the future, look at the past. If Trump does build a border wall and impose stiff tariffs on Mexican car imports, I think it’s obvious what’s going to happen. What happened when a fence was put up along parts of the Texas/Mexico border? Did the drug cartels give up and go home? No, they built…

Dude. It’s completely relevant to the future of cars in America. Tell Trump to stop fucking with the auto industry.

I would have assumed it was already illegal to wildly discharge a weapon in a residential area, but you know what they say about assuming....

Without Planned Parenthood, I would not have had access to Plan B after a sexual assault in college. I would not have had access to birth control in my 20s. I would almost certainly have a different life than the one I have chosen.

For now, it’s a cool thing that happened.

This car looks exactly like the one you look in 10 years and think: “Aww these first self-driving cars looked so silly with all their sensors and cameras sticking out from everywhere”. Kind of a recurring theme on 1st gen tech looking all bulky and clumsy.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

How did those selfish idiots (including those in non-swing states) not see that even if Clinton was far from their perfect candidate, Trump and the rest of the climate-change denying GOP will stifle the environmental sciences, destroy our public lands and parks, and intentionally drive us straight into environmental…

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

That’s a bullshit answer from someone who has apparently never driven on ice.

(I live in LA, but went to school by Lake Superior at Michigan Technological University and grew up outside of Ann Arbor. The roads here don’t turn to “ice”, you’re just a shitty fucking driver)

I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

Her face makes me sad inside.

That’s Quebec, they don’t count.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Can I take this opportunity to say that I finally had the time to sit down and watch the first two episodes of Grand Tour and it is terrible. They’ve had this notion of taking all of the “good bits” from Top Gear and turning that into the whole show. The problem is they’ve taken half a show and stretched it out to…

Old rich men touting ignorant opinions on media platforms with large consumer bases is detrimental to progress.