@Fabio León Syrinx Freeman: That's what she - - no, I can't do it...

@3rdshift: Shame he'd never get to mention the hat.

@new-waster: Incredible Assholes. I love that movie.

@DrZaius: I was gonna try force another joke out this, but I gave up.

@Shippoyasha: My Gran's got a bigger china cabinet than that.

@Chad Alaksandus: irespectfullydis

I hope Metacritic change their mind about this one.

@Furyia: I did the opposite. I spent ages looking at tablets (iPad, Xoom, Dell Duo) then realised that the three things I wanted from a tablet - games, ereader, browser - could be had for £200 cheaper if I bought a 3DS and a Kindle.

I got Pilotwings and Nintendogs (ahem, for my wife. No, really. Honest)

@Kyosuke_Nanbu: Real cats trump just about anything!

Well then, I wish you much filthiness.

man, I'm getting old. Is filthy good in this context?

I want to buy this, but I know there'll be a better model some months down the line. I can wait. I still like my clunky old DS-fat. I resisted the DSi, I can resist this!

@panikt: I'm up some XXX in 3D

@Razakael: Will a Joker boner joke do?

I still haven't completed Minecraft and I've been playing that for weeks.

If you like this, you'll love my game - in it, you have to mine a 3D landscape while someone slingshots birds at you. And if you mine three jewels of the same color, they disappear and you get a bonus! At the same time you need to come out of your mine and plant flowers to fight off waves of zombies. And, um,…

@thejadefox: Pass? Fail, more like.

@Mit: Me. :(

@Goufunaki22: how appropriate, you fight like a Diplodocus.