The amount of people in this video who are willing to fuck around near train tracks is infuriating.

I said it, and now it's the law. That's how the law works.

When I was in middle school, I had no friends. But I had Animal Crossing: Wild World. And I ran an AC:WW guild on Neopets. And through that guild I met other losers like myself and we played AC:WW online together every night. I would play secretly late into the night when I was supposed to be sleeping, standing…