My muse tends to visit me at about two or three in the morning, that bitch! I can't tell you the number of times that I've been up all night because she was urging me to write, to paint, to noodle around on my guitar... so yeah, groggy creativity confirmed on my end.

The flip side of a scenario like Google acquiring Mailbox [...]

You may have reached what's known as terminal procrastination. You're putting things off too fast. Procrastination needs to be taken slow and easy.

If I was you, I'd put that off for a while ...

This goes to all the "CoD pro gamers" who payed for this abomination of a service to call themselves "Elite members"

CCleaner is basically a "find trash and delete it" with a tab to uninstall programs.

FreeFixer scans and looks for programs you dont need in the startup, services and stuff just as the second paragraph said.

Don't insult the N64.

waiting for a patch: nerf celebs plz.

Then you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

You are a ray of sunshine.

I'm going to leave this here, partly for all the geniuses that say "hurr my game is fine it must be you!"

I'll add the obligatory "every cod player is a bro" stereotype.

I don't like people touching mine while I'm gaming.

"Write drunk, edit sober" — Ernest Hemingway