Humans are a fallible race but how the hell are we supposed to predict when a person is going to commit a heinous act of violence?

Hey is this a Verizon iPhone? Wow, amazing!

@Kaiser-Machead: Hey Homer, I can see your #doodleofboredom . Seriously, this would be awesome collection.

@Hellkeeper:

@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: It'll crash and burn and it would be just like an 80's rock music video.

Frylock: Shake, why did you put soap in meatwad's pasta dish?

@Hello! My name is Anonymous: Make sure to clean up afterwards if you know what I mean.

@Unknown2U: I have to admit, at some point we must be realistic:

Rape my ass and call me Shirley!

I say, that man is absurd to believe us aquatic vertebrates have any place in stratospheric temperatures.

@djlaser: Three sugars. Spanish. Milky and amazing.

@JohnnyJboss: You'll need it because during the presentation Steve will be accompanied by lyrics of a certain Milli Vanilli hit single when he announces the first Verizon iPhone:

@Kaiser-Machead: That's Doctor Doom to you, aka Christian Troy.

@djlaser: I like my coffee how I like my phones.

Good new everyone! Rumors are also speculating Steve Jobs will be wearing a red turtle neck sweater to the event.

@vic06: Shut up that Bentley is sick looking YO!

@peasant slayer: Exclamation Man!: Confession time: I never tasted French Press, neither have owned one before.

To tame your thrill, I believe Sundays at the track and the Bonneville Flats stored the very essence of "I wanna go fast" for rocket cars.

@peasant slayer: Exclamation Man!: French press tastes like thunder. You ever tasted "thunder"?

@Diesel: I had the same issue. Moral of the story: you can't have nice things around cats.