I just wanted to put it out there:

I'll wipe my LCD monitor with a filter and then pour some grinds for a fresh pot of dripped coffee and it will taste the same.......

I have a French Connection that can sell me this pen for $15k.

@Azu-nyan: My god, you fixed his link! You sir.....You are awesome. I think....I think I love you.

That girl looks like she's going to slap that sushi.

@HeroOfTomorrow quit smoking: Did somebody say Katy Perry?

Can it change the "furriness" settings on the interior walls?

@Johann Schmidt: It'll l scan our beverages/food and provide detailed information on every single ingredient that's in it.

That's awesome. It'll replace the foosball table we have in the conference room. Same concept.

@Almightywhacko: Nope. No I don't think so.

@rsmith: Meh. Needs more "seen this shit everyday".

Hey honey? I'm making steak tonight. How do you want it?

I love my Android pattern lock. Gone are the days of PINs and passwords.

@JakeMG: Elmo Grease: Damn I forgot that's your home state. Funny story, I saw this house on sale for a lot more many months back.

The PS2 emulator is being delayed again!

@interrogator_chaplain: Yes all the millionaires search for homes on Gizmodo.

@Make.Sense:

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I'll accept this app in Patrick Stewart or Morgan Freeman's narration.

@Moonshadow Kati: Everyone jump off the Tie Figher!