@williamgarzon: Pilot: Roger that, we them bogeys with them assrams

@AgentSmithAndWeston: WIN!

@The SmacK: Nyuh uh! This guy chops down bipedal robots known as Gekkos like sushi. What can your battle rifle do?

Fred is coming home with a mistress:

We're close guys.........Very close.

The Puerto Rican in me use what we call a caldero. This is basically a certain type of pot (sometimes comes in large sizes) to cook various foods in it.....mostly rice. My gf help me perfect cooking rice which uses the same principles of steaming.

Unofficial Tron bike purhcased..........CHECK!

Suspicious.........

@cyberXwarrior: You still have to buy a steam source game with it in order to support Garry's Mod.

@SEDAGIVE?!: Knowing that the film was starting, I went to the bathroom during Sorcerer's Apprentice and never came back. I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anything Jerry and Nicholas had to offer.

Lost didn't scare me. The plane crash scene from "Cast Away" did. Very realistic.

Where can we get some of those nuclear raptor eggs? I want me a nuclear powered cheese omelette to feed my family of six.

@MagicTrackpad: I always knew Chewbacca was Jewish.

@MagicTrackpad: That wasn't an omelette...............

@Thunderbyte: What's your angle?

"We fixed it.........because we're Blockbuster!"

@FriarNurgle: *steals coin and runs out the door*

No one buy Eternal Sonata. That's my deal! I swear to God if it's more than $21 by the time I get home I'll cry myself to sleep. Don't tempt me....I'm really cheap.

"Leave this lot Apple or less you want a lynching."

Been there seen that. Sorry, that power loader should be vertical.