Nitemancometh
Cupcakes of Doom
Nitemancometh

The ZBoard from SteelSeries is very tacky. They keys are cheap and souless like the keyboard itself. The built-in macros is probably the only reason why to purchase that board. I have one but never used it for the lack of practicality plus it's big in width.

I would bite the bullet on this one, purchase the device + tests and charge everyone $50 for a pre-screen drug test.

I'm wondering if they used gold metals to make that hinge. Otherwise I'm not interested (I don't even have a macbook anyway)

@njdevil: Chef's Mom: "I gave him a dollar."

Ballmer: "I was high at the time. I could have promised you a golden XBOX."

Gandalf: So passes Blockbuster, son of awesome VHS rentals in the 90's.

Nothing natural about it. I enjoy putting crap into my body.

@SewerShark: Actually this is more suitable for the IRL races or even MotoGP. But why football? It would just be cheaper to give everyone binoculars.

@Stem_Sell: You might say he's getting head.

@Bramsey89: Did someone say hot elves?

"A red moon rises, blood has been spilled this morning."

Shit just got real. Product name references two iconic movies from the past and puts them in relation to each other. I feel a modern sequel coming along.