Aren’t those Gummi Worms? Then what about Candy Corn, Tootsie Rolls and rockets and almost every candy bar on the shelves today? Aside from candy what about hot dogs and the bun they slip into? Then there’s sausages, carrots and cucumbers. And what’s with those Pringles cans? Buckle up everybody. It’s going to be a…

That’s why Americans say God Save The Queen so often and children are required to sing it before classes every school day.

No ifs ands or buts. I’d have killed him.

What pisses me off so much is that life could easily be a lot better for all of us if we cared a little more about we and a little less about me. Unfortunately widespread altruism is just another fairy tale we tell our children. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny it’s something they learn doesn’t really exist.

Welcome to Uber. Now lie back and enjoy yourself. We know our drivers will enjoy the pleasure of your, or your daughter’s, company.

I still think slipping someone a note is the safest idea. Just something simple like Need Police Help[ and an address or licence plate # if on the road. The best treatment for domestic abusers is to be severely beaten and warned that if they assault their victim again the severity of the beating will double. If you…

Hardcore Prisoners don’t fuck around with this.

As a long time customer I always fantasized about a bowl of hot soup actually making it to my table before cooling off. In truth that applies to far more than soup. Don’t know if that’s due to a fear of lawsuits or due to servers who don’t give a crap.

It’s quite the caste system isn’t it except here, unlike in India, you can rise to a higher caste by kissing enough ass.

I wonder why all the wait staff here seem to love and support the system where their boss pays them two bucks an hour and expect their customers to pony up the difference? Why is the customer the asshole in this fairy tale and not their own cheap fucking boss? You took the two dollar an hour job and then spend your…

I’ve had mine for decades. I own a pair of Alpine Sorels by Kaufman, hand made in Canada with natural rubber lowers that look pretty much the same and are my go to boots for winters in Canada. I made comfy new insoles by tracing my old insoles onto the uncompressed sides of a pair of old felt winter boot inserts…

If he’s smart he would due to today’s standard practice of mechanically tenderizing meat with needles which push surface bacteria and shit deep into the meat. Only a fool eats steak rare or even medium these days.

He’s actually making fun of balding men with his haircut???

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

I ask those who think it was justified, why didn’t they evacuate the school and call the bomb squad if at any point they honestly felt the pencil case was in any way dangerous?

A Dictator may be benevolent at times but they remain a Dictator and should never be counted on to do the right thing, even if the right thing is their “thing.”

Ariana Grande I literally think I’m my happiest when I’m at @wholefoods

The more I read about restaurant workers taking out their crappy lives on the customers who pay their bills the less I eat in restaurants. Thanks for the heads up Kitchenette.

I think the village elders should be gang raped with tree branches by the village women. Not for anything they did mind you but for any crime someone else did. It’s straight up Goose and Gander.

Quit and let the boss find out that the ass kissing he gets from the new hire isn’t as valuable to his company as the good worker he shit all over. It’s a big country. There’s lot more jobs around for hard workers than there is for ass kissers, Washington DC excepted of course.