I'm only yanking your chain a little. I think you can edit duplicate posts. Just change the text to duplicate.

So you write a glowing review of a real dive instead. Nobody would sue you for that. Remember, the target here is Yelp, not businesses large or small. You're trying to destroy their reputation as the go-to place for honest reviews and the funniest thing about that is that Yelp will help you do it.

I hope you fix that repetitive posting problem you have by then. That could prove to be annoying annoying annoying....

If enough people take it up as a part time hobby, a few minutes every other day, it could slowly slay the dragon. The best way to hurt Yelp is to make it irrelevant. Genuine honest competition would help too but where the hell are you going to find that.

Or everyone could get a Yelp account and work to destroy their rating system from within with a deluge of inane ratings and comments about businesses that advertise on Yelp. Basically flood their website and destroy their system with false ratings so no one could trust it anymore.

Actually I was thinking of using them on the expensive billboards. Hitting an enemy in the wallet is a tried and true tactic.

I used to enjoy doing that to Jehovah's Witnesses who came to my door. I'd invite them in and discuss religion with them. I swear a few of them left questioning their faith.

They'd look like tryouts for the road show for Carrie.

Are you sure? I had you pegged as a big Bieber fan.

Hoisting people with their own petard has been a hobby of mine since my hippy days. Thank you for that wonderful complement. As you can tell it's exactly the kind I like.

Buy a paintball gun and have some fun.

We Canadians don't carry guns so we have to come up with innovative ways to get people out of our faces. We reserve beating the bejeezus out of them as a last resort.

Harper has burned too many bridges and alienated too many friends and voters to win another election. We just heard what Mulroney thinks of him and as the election draws closer we'll hear from Mike Duffy, Pam Wallin and Nigel Wright amongst many others who will sink Harper in the polls by simply telling the truth…

Sounds like you're on to us.

Canadians are even shaving their beaver skins these days. What's the world coming to?

I live in Canada. The first time I tried Burger King I was driving cab late one night and needed a quick snack so I ordered a burger in the drive through. I got it, pulled ahead a bit and checked to make sure the order was right. The burger had been reheated in a microwave so many times the bread had gone dry and hard…

That's one of the things I like about Canada's justice system. The victim doesn't need to cooperate because it's the Crown that lays charges. That's like the District Attorney in the US.

Or you could pull a really nasty hankie out of your pocket and start cleaning their face with it. Be sure to spit on it first. I remember my mother doing that when I was a young child...oh the horror!

It's great if you can include a nice gob of nose jelly in it too and make a passing reference to a contagious disease as you walk away.

When people get up close and too damned personal I really enjoy coughing in their face. I like to give them a good soaking.