I live in Canada. The first time I tried Burger King I was driving cab late one night and needed a quick snack so I ordered a burger in the drive through. I got it, pulled ahead a bit and checked to make sure the order was right. The burger had been reheated in a microwave so many times the bread had gone dry and hard…

That's one of the things I like about Canada's justice system. The victim doesn't need to cooperate because it's the Crown that lays charges. That's like the District Attorney in the US.

Or you could pull a really nasty hankie out of your pocket and start cleaning their face with it. Be sure to spit on it first. I remember my mother doing that when I was a young child...oh the horror!

It's great if you can include a nice gob of nose jelly in it too and make a passing reference to a contagious disease as you walk away.

When people get up close and too damned personal I really enjoy coughing in their face. I like to give them a good soaking.

Oddly enough the Supreme Court has a buffer zone that's larger than the one abortion clinics had and they're keeping it. Such Supreme Cowards aren't they?

The sad part is you couldn't just use the truth to get rid of them. That should be enough. I wonder how they'd feel if anti-protesters held up large signs in public with pictures of THEIR children on them?

If these protesters are so concerned about the fetuses perhaps staff could bring them outside and dump them on the protesters.

I'd be interested in knowing the exact definition of rape used in this and other studies as I've heard it defined different ways by different women and governments over the course of my life. I also wonder if I'll be attacked for having the temerity to even ask this question.

Auto manufacturers and dealers are deathly afraid of genuine competition for their crappy offerings. You can rest assured that the big three are behind this. Look what they did to Tucker.

Way to go man! Backyard inventors are the best.

Auto mechanics use that term all the time.

I'd be afraid to cough till I was sitting down.

So if trading sex for money isn't prostitution what DO you call it?

Why do you even have to like your parents? The man I thought was my father died when I was ten. On my twelfth birthday my mother informed me of my adoption. For the next few years she kept telling me she should never have adopted me. By fifteen I was out of her house and except for a few holiday visits where she did…

Didn't Netanyahu present a similar drawing as a serious threat at the UN recently?

How about making an airline seat that moves forward when reclined to compensate for the extra space you're taking? If you want to recline you lose some of your leg room. The way I envision it the top of your seat back won't be able to move. In essence you'll be sliding the seat base forward to achieve the recline…

I think that's why most also have the dishes numbered.

Not everyone in the world has had it hammered into them daily for the last 70 years. I know that's surprising but there it is.

They should have renamed it Long Live The Israelis.