I remember seeing Arnold's shlong in Terminator, when in the beginning he comes back in time naked and there is a rear end shot of him walking away, but you can see it going side to side and smacking his quads from THE SPACE IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS. As a 7 year old boy who only saw one penis his entire life, I was…

I was on the train and smiled at what was probably a 10 year old boy and made the mistake of making an up and down hand gesture with my index finger and thumb pinched together near my own fly, and I made the motion a few times simultaneously rather than just once to make sure he saw what I was trying to tell him…

What's the fucking difference?

I DON'T FUCKIIINNNNNGGG GEETTT ITTTTT. This is the second time I've seen something on Jalopnik like this, the other was that motorcycle dude who crashed into another motorcycle that was falling off a cliff. Why do these people go in the direction of the PATH/DIRECTION THE VEHICLE IS TRAVELING..

That's interesting. I've done something similar to your dad myself, so I understand, but why would your dad be mad at her if she did something like this in the future?

Haha, you're awesome. I've done the same thing. Got a new kid, and moved out of NYC to the suburbs of Texas to give him a lawn and pool. Sold the GTR, bought a crossover, but I saved my G35 coupe for him, because it was the one thing I held on to through some tough times, losing it would basically be me admitting…

Never understood these "I got a gift for mom dad whoever" videos on the internet. If they were made to share with family, then it would be obvious by the way they were made, and that would be alright. But many of these are made just to show strangers what an awesome person they are because they point out stupid…

The U.S. government is now going to mandate that there be a lag in the Tesla's acceleration, because we can't handle the instant torque and response.

We have billion dollar corporations, like Nike, who don't even make a single t-shirt in the United States, and you want swiveling train seats? Get outta town!

The first time I ever rode with my brother in law, I noticed he never rode in the middle of a lane, and explained about oil slicks, etc. But he always stayed to the side when stopped, never directly behind a car. He told me this is why, and holy shit, first time I've ever seen it happen. Yikes. I'm going to cringe…

I bet this guy thinks women who wear short shorts deserve to be raped, cuz you know....they're askin' for it.

This happens a lot. I worked at Atlantic Honda in Bay Shore, NY a long time ago. The guy sold a 40K CRV to an old man who didn't have all his marbles, and the doozie....a drunk Indian man walks in one day, and buys a Civic EX Special Edition. It had leather, spoiler, some fancy rims, and an aftermarket stereo, for…

Thanks for the laugh, man. Needed that to close my jaw after what I just witnessed. Unbelievable how these people live.

McDonalds trays are a lot cheaper.

I was with her until this:

Not necessarily. My brother in law is a rider, and he does this and it's nothing more than fulfilling fantasies. It's better than attacking real life Range Rover drivers, if you catch my drift.

My sister is in the process of getting a divorce from my real life biker brother in law. That's how serious this shit is.

My sister is in the process of getting a divorce from my real life biker brother in law because of this.

I remember my mother almost died on one of the water slides. I was ten years old, and chickened out, but my mom went ahead. I don't recall what exactly happened, but I remember the "life guards" casually smiling and strolling to the deep end of the pool to drag her out. I think she hit the back of her head at the…