Lozzle, you disgust us with your hatred towards our fellow mobile PC gamers and are hereby officially banned from the Universal PC Gaming Club (UPCGC).

Hi Mike,

As pioneered by the greatest mind of our era, Arthur Fonzarelli:

Obligatory.

"You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?" - Animal Mother. Full Metal Jacket. That guy is a great actor!

Calling 50 Shades an accurate portrayal of BDSM would be like calling Pokemon an accurate depiction of wildlife.

Fascinating. I'll alert the media.

How very original. Such a clever suggestion could only come from someone whose name is unique enough to add numbers at the end.

Could it be? Floyd from Jet Force Gemini

And another for good measure.

Steam Machine?

Borderlands 2 to the rescue! (the Fake Geek Guy quest from Assault on Dragon Keep)

That's called Tuesday on the Enterprise.

Hmmm... Apparently so effing hard that Sony bricked all PS3's with drives larger than 500GB in June.... No one remembers that.... How odd.

Sorry, I simply couldn't resist.

yup, it's far too late. The consoles aren't even out yet, but it's way too late

I think you mean Koenigseggseggseggseggseggseggsegg

Fixed.

The Original King of NASCAR.