Sorry, I simply couldn't resist.

This is the best IL-76 story there is, from the book "Outlaws"::

yup, it's far too late. The consoles aren't even out yet, but it's way too late

I think you mean Koenigseggseggseggseggseggseggsegg

Fixed.

One day you're gonna tell us all how a preacher knows so damn much about crime.

Don't worry, there is a special place in hell for such people. A place also reserved for child molesters and people that take sexual advantage of young girls.

"Are you my mummy?"

Say "fuzzy pickles!"

Only 1800? HA! Do whatever you want with him Nappa, we have no use for someone so weak.

The Original King of NASCAR.