Riley expresses her untold happiness that black dogs will finally be able to have their faces fully captured in film. Truly, this is a wondrous occasion.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Same here. Floyd's?

@ITIL_Prince: I bet tight-asses in prison hate having tight asses.

@magista: And for touch-typers you can go into the keyboard settings and actually reconfigure what keys correspond to what characters. A simple way to infuriate them is to just switch it to dvorak.

@HarroChan:

@ortizlgnd4: I'm a Texan with some sort of chip on my shoulder against patronizing and racist remarks and I agree with MauricioHavok.

@Jonathan Reese: Look at Rush being a boss and just ducking under it. Unfazed. Good dog.

@WestwoodDenizen: Ba dum tish.

Living in an apartment building filled with college kids, I have some good ones around. My favorites are "Poop Master" and "shrimpboat."

@Pressure: He actually mentions it on the album.

@Jackstick: Man, you could even leave out cutting my head off. If you're poking my face with a feather then you're an asshole.

I always just dropped the Oreo in the glass, let it sit for a bit, then fished it out with a spoon.

@D.LYTE: There's something extremely satisfying about punching through forty sheets of paper with just a grunt's worth of effort.

@D.LYTE: And here it is!

@D.LYTE: My father has one that I think is older than he is. It weighs about seven pounds and can punch through sheets like nobody's business. I still prefer it to any electronic one I've come across.

My friend has been linking me this guy's videos for months. I'm never going to hear the end of this now.

@Flike: Once or twice (depending on an article's length and subject) is a forgivable error but when it's a consistent mistake like this it becomes distracting and makes the whole thing seem pretty unprofessional.

I'm just upset that the guy kept using "censor" when he meant "sensor."

Just tried it and it doesn't work that well. I kept having to reload the page to get commands to go through. I definitely prefer playing it in a normal browser.

@diesel828: Face was going to beat him into a pulp until the man threatened to ruin his namesake.