I can't use corded phones because I have the weird habit of walking around while I talk on the phone. It just irks me to be sitting or even pacing in one spot. If I'm on the phone, I'm walking around my apartment and going on the balcony and getting a glass of water/coke from the fridge.

@m9105826: True, but it wouldn't get the whole "hey you, see this movie" message across.

@tomsomething: I've never been a fan of eating a single potato chip. That is, unless I eat a single potato chip every few seconds over an extended period of time.

@tomsomething: Don't forget to eat your Olestra!

Giz commenters make me feel so young. I see so many Ovaltine references that just don't resonate as strongly as it seems to do with the rest of you.

@EnemaBagJones: Plus the brick takes up so much space on an outlet/power strip.

@DennyCrane: They told the coworker how awesome it was going to be and even showed him little mock-ups to tease him but then they just gave up on it and squished his spirits under their shoes.

@The Lab: It's pretty common practice to plug whatever the person you're interviewing is selling. It's not always the case but more often than not radio DJs, TV hosts, etc. will encourage the audience to buy what the guest is plugging.

@The Lab: He has a ustream page where people can watch him sleep. I think I can safely pass all kinds of judgments on him now.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: "I can not imagine a situation where I would have to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend: 'Hey man! Don't you even act like I didn't buy this donut! I have the receipt right here! Damn, I left it at home in the filing cabinet. Under D...for donut.' "

@orphic1: I like to do the one where you take a screenshot of the desktop as-is, move his shortcuts over and screenshot that, then repeat until the desktop is full and scatter his real shortcuts among the fakes.

"Xbox, pause."

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: It also has Skype functionality? Maybe they decided to go ahead and throw phone headset capability in it. I've always hated having to take my hand off my mouse to answer my cell phone. Now I don't have to!

@WillieG: I've had IM conversations using my feet before. I was a little high and my hands were preoccupied with chips and dip so I improvised.

@IowaState11: Lucky starving 3rd world children. Selfish jerks.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Austin is on the list too (512).

@FigNinja: He takes it to other detailers after his joyrides then adds the finishing touches in his garage.

@vtz: Is it sad that apparently 20,347 people (according to my hit count) just watched a box spin for 3 minutes.

@Tycho Vhargon: My breath caught in my chest and I nearly spilled my drink.

@elvisml2: Two fingers, son. There's your right-click.