The last time I remember being this excited for a video game to come out was Sonic the Hedgehog 3. I honestly thought that part of me was long dead.

Frazetta was the same way. There’s an inordinate amount of magic fog hovering around all of his characters’ ankles.

One Piece is old enough to vote? Okay, I guess I should be looking at cemetery plots then.

Man, I bought this game like, 10 years ago and never got around to really playing it. I guess now I don’t have to feel so guilty about letting it sit on my shelf a little bit longer?

Video expertly edited to make sure you have absolutely no idea what the hell is happening.

Wait, is Guilty Gear popular now? I was super into it in high school! Why didn’t this happen then, instead of 15 years later when I’m too old to give a shit?

Or possibly black jaguar.

I was lucky enough to meet one of these cuties. Not even a year old!

I literally took a class on a Flash animation a few semesters ago. Well, it was mostly Illustrator, but still.

FNAF5: Freddy in Space

Michelle Rodriguez

I used to watch the shit out of this show! I’ve been trying to remember the name of it for years, thank you!

I spent $600+ on a video card and hairworks still gives me a nasty performance hit.

Pretty sure this just happens in a New Game +. I just fired him up as soon as I could and he sprung up back to life.

fixes a bug disabling rain effects and ambient occlusion

All the Origins references in Arkham Knight are pretty weird, then.

I’m honestly surprised more people didn’t see this coming. Arkham City had a notoriously bad launch on PC. I met the requirements just fine, but the performance issues were so bad I literally couldn’t play it for years until I could afford to upgrade my entire rig. I’m only just barely able to brute force this one…

Why do people hate on Origins? I thought it was fine.

Batmobile tip: There’s a menu option to change the battle mode to a toggle, as opposed to constantly having to hold a button. Do this, and L2 becomes the break button like every other car in every other game that understands how cars work. Transformation is just a simple tap of the R1 button.

Wait, are those white people he’s shooting up? Can we truly call this an Uncharted game?