Wildfires are insane. We had two major ones in the last eight years that destroyed dozens of homes. There is an area south where a fire called the Junkins fire has been burning for over a month. I tried to drive through a road the other day and it’s still closed. It’s been very windy lately, which is the worst. The…

Oh, I don’t care because I love Tilda so much.

That said, boarding school as opposed to living with horrible adopted parents? No choice there.

Romney looks very, very uncomfortable in that photo. Is Trump caressing his thigh?

What makes me happy is that a whole new generation of men can be tortured by having to sit through this show with entirely new episodes. I tried to deal, believe me, I tried. Was...not...strong...

Attention whore whoring for attention by being a douche herself. Hmmmm. So, what made this notable?

The authors of this bill should have a non-voluntary anal ultrasound and a kick in the testicles.

I hate to admit it, but many of my Leftist friends are posting messages expressing admiration for this colossal pile of human feces and wishing his spirit well. I think this level of detachment from reality is a problem on both sides of the political fence. Talk about willful ignorance. Get a fucking clue, everyone.…

My neighborhood vegan bar has been playing Cohen’s stuff lately, which has been nice. I also loved hearing “Nevermind” on the intro to True Detective, Season 2.

Then why did he specifically call out the cast? Do you have poor reading comprehension? He wanted to smear the blame onto the cast, because they had the audacity in his mind to seize the moment and make a statement to his boy. Yeah, it wasn’t a spontaneous outburst the public just had a gut reaction to seeing Pence.…

Trump doesn’t get that the audience booed Pence, not the cast of “Hamilton.” The cast seized on the mood of the crowd to address what they may have been booing about. So, asking the cast to apologize for something they didn’t even do is just YUGEly stupid.

Well, poo. I was hoping Amy would have two hits in one month. I’ll still see it because, well, just because.

That and Hal Holbrook’s character’s response to the tirade:

“You know what’s wrong with women?”

“No, what??!!!”

“They’re always late.”

Thanks so much, love.

Things didn’t end too badly for Presbo. He still liked being a teacher and he did get to reach out to some of the corner kids. He was a better teacher than a street cop, for sure.

Was that sort of language really necessary?

I’m sure that happens in some cases with longer lasting drugs and feelings can fluctuate from day to day.

No, addicts want to be high all the time for that is their version of “normal.” But yeah, a few hours of buzz and I’m done.

The Dalkon Shield scare killed IUDs for decades, but my female friends love theirs now. Screw oral contraceptives.

I know friends who have tried meth and the big plus with it is that the high lasts for a ridiculously long time, unlike cocaine. That’s why it’s so popular. Now you know. Never gonna try any of that shit! Booze and occasional pot are all I can handle. Oh, and caffeine. Lovely caffeine.

Trump’s transition team

Press Secretary - A greasy paper bag filled with an unknown liquid
Chief of Staff - An angry, blind, snappy dog of some kind
Department of Commerce - A bloated sack of gas leaking fumes