Yeah, Trump always has to get either a jab or a compliment in there about how the woman looks. Always lead with that.

Also, it should read: “a semi-sentient pile of dirty sheets covered in poop.”

I think this was Trump’s attempt at talking street.

The truth is we need at least two names for variety.

It is a bit unfair to Voldemort to make this comparison.

The Cheeto Voldemort! Best one yet.

“I am 100% innocent in this matter.”

Riiiight.

Can we please stop calling the Republican party the GOP? I can never remember which party that is.

She sounds like a real class act.

Ah, I love haunted houses! I used to put on one in the storm sewer underneath the club La Zona Rosa in Austin. It happened for six years. But the Haunted Trails of Wild Basin was where I ended up later. That was fantastic! It was a spinoff of the show Richard Garriott used to do at his own house. I was so impressed as…

That’s what I was thinking. He has a blanket release for anything they tape.

There is literally nothing sleazy that Trump has ever done that a tape does not document him bragging about at a later date.

Does little Bush have a case? I’m pretty sure he doesn’t, but it would be nice to hear a lawyer’s opinion.

Anyone remember the jet pilot in the 1971 “Andromeda Strain?” Helloooo?

Ha ha ha. Oh, man. I was listening to a friend whine about the Raiders leaving Oakland because, muh nostalgia! Liberty memes can now add “Muh Football” to the long list of statist justifications for taxation. Fucking unbelievable. Billionaires unable to fund their own sports homes. Who would have thunk it?

Also, Count Chocula made your poop extra brown, which is always A-OK.

Donald Trump’s quote sounds like a line Oliver Stone wrote for Tony Montana in an expansion of his “America is a big pussy” monologue.

Deflectors on full!

Curving, huh? That’s a new word for me, too. There definitely needs to be a word for deflecting unwanted kisses from creepy dad.

I was quite surprised to learn that the high school I went to the Democratic caucus in had virtually no books at all. It was essentially just a big, empty room with just a few books flat against the walls. When the hell did this nonsense happen?

I know. It’s fucked up how we treat addicts in this country. They need medical treatment and often are poor and destitute, which is a big part of the reason they try to escape the reality of their lives. But if you are a mother, you need to get your shit together. Hopefully she can and will be able to be there for her…

For one, I’m glad the little boy is with the relatives. So the mother fights two years for custody and then shoots up in the car. Well, sorry, she does not deserve custody of her child. I know a woman that had sole custody of her son as the father was absent from her life. One day mom decided to get high and then died…