It doesn't help that their bears drive jetskis.

They also kill moles!

Who thought it was a good idea to let Katelyn Faber take over the Lakers twitter account for a day?

Do 'roids and be a pervert. Got it.

Washington Foreskins

On the Jets, being an asshole in someone's face makes you a great option to start at Right Guard.

Day late an a dollar short guys. These are already being implemented.

Just because he didn't get the perfect game by like one foot doesn't mean everyone will forget his name.

Or, you could do this.

Or, you can just say Cooper was saying that he's too niggardly in general. And then it works without having to to break it down like this is AP Lit.

Maybe he was getting on him for being too niggardly.

Like, no way...man.

Hey,

What is that, a Canadian Haiku?

Stick to Orts.

EAT THE CHEESEBURGER ASTRO BOY!

LT Michael McButt isn't such a hot commodity though.

I feel like they did that on porpoise.

Are you sure this wasn't an open tryout for the Cardinals?

+1 wordplay!