+1 Hilarious

You don't gotta regurgihate, brah.

It wasn't a total loss though - one of those people videotaped it.

In his defense, it would have got a .100001, but there was a Marlins game on.

Russia Disbands Biathalon Team to Cut Down on Future 'Accidents'

Tie goes to the runner?

Lincecum pitched in that one, so you could be pretty sure it's one of the only strikes he could have gotten a picture of.

He was a Patriot, idiot.

Obviously they're confused. There's no such thing as a biathalon.

It's either an heteroathalon or gayathalon. There's no middle ground.

Why not?

What is Foul-Off-Spring?

Surprise twist!

From the non sequitur department - I thought this story was about you:

I would have to say Total Boogers Eaten.

Freshman Hits Half-Court Shot For Free Tuition, Forced To Sit-Out MacroEcon 101 After NCAA Strips Him of Eligibility

At this point, all the Oscar Pistorius jokes are such low hanging fruit, even a guy with no legs could pi...(falls asleep from boredom)

hi-fiv!

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You probably won't find it...I tried to take a video but it came out so bad I didn't bother sending it in... But two pitches before that, Sandoval crushed a liner into the stands that actually smashed TWO DIFFERENT fans right in the face. Medical attention and everything.

Bald don't lie!