Well also, who really cares if he sends a message to some chick he wants to bang? Kind of a "meh" story. Slow morning I guess...

+1 (except to weddings)

I meant a current player. But I guess I could have just said, "Someone relevant". Jose Canseco is a mess of a human being with no credibility, and no one cares what he said, or says. It's a good point from you, but I really meant someone who they are accusing now, who is playing now, whose opinion would be relevant.

[Total, huge embarrassing failure of a joke]

Is there ever going to come a player who gets ripped by the media, or a congressional committee, and says something like:

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I feel like this is a promotion for Dan Brown's next novel, where the Illuminati try to alter history by going back in time to change the rules of football, to where you can field throws on several bounces, and you get an extra point for every groupie you turn down, making Tim Tebow, a potentially highly influential…

Bush League Chew

Something like this happened to my sister when she was training for the NYC triathlon, but she got pregnant from swimming in the Hudson.

As it turned out, all that was in the package was a kickball.

In their defense...

Let's be honest, if it was really like Heroin, it would be a lot harder to kick.

+1 nicely done

Whoever lets one go, gets People's Elbowed

Whoever breaks wind, gets pinned

Run Mickey Run

The Italian Jog

Ahhhhh Shoot....s and Ladders.

Such is Life

You mean "rebowtire".