Dan Shaughnessy Rejects Talk of Viagra Use

"They'd need DNA to find out who it was when I got through with him."

Of course, the next thing to immediately happen was Robinson barreling into Battier for an offensive foul...but...GREAT PLAY NATE!

Sorry if that hurts your feelings MICHELLE!

Once again, Washington punishing people with jobs.

Rob Ford is there. There's nothing left to burgle.

This is stupid. That is just GRIMACE and the Hamburglar!

I wonder if SF wide receivers are going to be as confused over a "button fly" as I am.

Hey! Here's a picture of the Marlins Day Parade being held right now!

Dude. Photoshop contest with Tiger from that picture please.

Does anyone else think that they should just start rolling the Marlin's Stadium stories and the Virgil stories into one story a week?

Maybe he could just live there in the upper deck and no one would ever bother him.

The Rookie Cookie

Double Playmates

9 1/2 Innings

Deliveruns

He was arrested, car was impounded...

What an asshole!

It is. Just heard it on the radio on my way into work. He is laughing real hard about it the whole time too. Amazing piece of audio.

OH EM GEE I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!!

Anyone?