+1

Jealousy is a stinky cologne...

YOU ARE SO STUPID FOR NOT LIKING SOCCER NIKKOLAI!!1!1! IT IS GREAT AND COOL STUFF HAPPENS AND REAL FANS LOVE TO WATCH IT!!!!! IT'S CALLED FUTBOL YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

In reference to the new technology, the U.S. coach coincidentally summed up most of the country's sentiments about soccer:

+1 Well done

Please look up "Poe's Law".

There’s no right or wrong way to react to a teammate’s broken bone hatching from his leg on a basketball court. But there is a man’s way and there is a woman’s way.

This is a simple mix-up being blown waaaay out of proportion:

Just don't follow them into the NL East cellar, kids. There are no windows down there, and it's filled it with saltwater because they're going to be sharing it with the Marlins.

This looks eerily similar to my 7-year-old's recruitment letter that he wrote to me, trying to get to me to attend his elementary school's production of Oklahoma.

A White Sox fan, everyone!

I'm not surprised that this was such an ugly swing and a miss by the PR department.

The Marlins wish their fans could catch Opening Day fever.

ANGRY ALL CAPS RESPONSE.

SURE, IT'S OK TO PITCH ON EASTER MONDAY!

It's ludicrous not to have Washington starting at center. The two inches he yields to Lincoln are definitely made up with fierceness and weight.

Does it dry up
like a rosin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?

Hey everybody, let's Do The Wave of Nausea!

I guess we know why James Harden grew a beard.