You people need to visit my blog: 1,000 Ironed Dress Shirts. It is just pictures of the 1,000 times I've ironed my husband's shirts.

He makes a great Ariel.

This seems like an opportune time to post gif's of Nicolas Cage as Disney princesses.

I once found myself on an elevator with Kenneth Branagh. Being inebriated, I did what I felt any sensible person should do under those circumstances: I complimented him on his body of work and asked if he would give me HBC's phone number. He stopped ignoring me long enough to look up and chuckle, "You can't actually…

No, that's what happens when you marry an insufferable, egotistical douchebag.

But the Baby Zonkey wore it better.

So going by these rules, if a baboon and two donkeys have a hot three way that results in spawning, is that a badonkeydonk?

I am so in love with the fade-out action here.

I totally have those tights.

I would recommend this just for the picture, no matter what it referred to, but I actually also agree with this sentiment regarding Joan River.

I've handled many, many personal injury cases over the years and none of them involved someone breaking their jaw in a slip/trip and fall. Wrist, ankle, shoulder, knee? Sure. Jaw? Side-eye.

One time, my dog and I were passing through a large intersection. When the red hand started blinking and we had made it to the middle of the crosswalk, she decided to take a crap. Now the hand stops blinking and the light turns green for oncoming traffic. I'm still stuck, tugging on my pooping dog, in the middle of…

Nothing like a brisk round of ugly garments!

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.

For those who've never seen it. Ryan Gosling and Steve Carell, cloned into one person.

Bam - those are some thighs that one can be proud of!

"He's got legs...And he knows how to use 'em..."

Weight watchers is actually really good.

Weight Watcher's has been the only sane thing I could find. It helped me finally drop all my college/unhappy relationship weight. The online app and phone app are helpful. You're not cutting anything out of your diet if you don't already do so. I'm neither a vegetarian nor allergic to anything. Honestly I lost…