Doug is just a terrible writer. You are not alone in your assessment of that paragraph, believe me. At this point I think most of us are just resigned to the whole thing.

Does anyone else ever read the same sentence repeatedly because it's too long to understand on the first take? Yeah...idk if it's because I just woke up, but that entire paragraph about tom cruise took me like ten minutes to comprehend.

I'm confused about this de-graying... last week my SNS posts were de-grayed, and then everything I wrote was black, and I was so excited! But now I'm back to being in the gray...does de-graying only apply for that day/posting? Or is there a way of being de-grayed permanenently?

Not too long ago I spent the better part of an hour digging through the Kinja and Jezebel sites trying to find answers to these same exact questions. There wasn't even any kind of a FAQ or even a post that explained any of this. I got frustrated and gave up. Thank you for posting this question!

Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Fair warning: if you like sushi, you will be super-craving some by the time it's over.

The documentary "Man on Wire." It sounds boring (or at least it did to me at first), but OH MY GOD. I literally clapped, alone, in my bedroom.

The Fall series with Gillian Anderson. Really great. Oh, and CHUCK IS ON NETFLIX NOW!

I posted the following to my "personal blog" a couple days ago but.. .obviously, I don't know how to make that be seen by anyone. Any help for a totally baffled person apparently too old for the internet at 26 would be much appreciated.

It's the whole "You can't fire me because I quit!" mentality.

Ya, whatever. My cat stared down Marina Abramovic at MoMa a few years ago.

"She said, 'OK, you're coming to my house. No television, no computer, no marijuana, no nothing, no food. For three days, art only. You eat only art,'" Gaga said.

I decided the queer girls here needed a better picture to drool over:

A white male publishing a black female's work on appropriation as his own? This kid is a meta-genius.

I am such a dork, I'd have asked the professor what she would have graded me. Ha.

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.

"I believe in the power of prayer, candles, crystals, and the earth's natural energies. They are a gift from Mother Nature and work with our vibrations. I believe in the holistic power on the physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual."

So, my mother is a practicing witch. She has been since before I was born. At some point, the kids at my school discovered this, and deicded that I was SATAN (because that makes sense) and went to the woodshop to build crosses and followed me around school with them screaming at me to get back. I was like, you get…

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

"I really wish something could be done."

Best thing ever, this Journey literal video