My cat also enjoys wine...although not that fancy

Okay, so... she's not a puppy, but I'm rubbin' her belly anyway. Right. Now.

I feel bad for the daughters too. Their parents were clearly only thinking about themselves and everyone else.

This video makes that terrible song so much better. Sorry, Katy Perry... But this should be the official video.

Loved how she peeled off the labels; it was really a nice, deep touch.

Idris Elba's girlfriend is pregnant!

you must've seen this right

I think this woman is highly overrated. Mariah Carey, MARIAH CAREY was better in Precious. The Big C was a great show except for this gals super awful acting and now she is in American Horror Story. I think she sucks in it. I don't get the big deal.

I found a quarter in mine two weeks ago. Best thing to happen all year.

Even the way he hydrates makes my underwear evaporate...

How could you forget this one????

Mmph. I just had sex by accident.

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

All I have to say is: Of course Michael Bay is here....of COURSE

As someone who has horrific, room clearing farts and eats primarily vegetarian, I can say that this statement about vegetarians is mostly true.

You are speaking of one of the most pivotal reading experiences of a whole lot of girls between the late seventies and today. Cathy, the main character, never grows beyond the emotional range, or narrative skills, of a tween — and it's glorious.

Grown adults who wear their college rings are neither grown nor adult.

Calling out people for being shitty is fine at times—especially when it actively hurts people's dignity and interests— and we can also work to change the system in the meantime.