Read it for the juicy bits.

Cute...until the very end. Was that really necessary?

That will lit-rally never happen.

She is lit-erally a prick.

Tori, you that broke that you have to "leak" a sex tape?

These are my two little monsters, Domino (the black & white) and Inara (tiger tabby). I've had Domino since he was 8 weeks old (he'll be two in Nov.) and I adopted Inara in August when she was 7 months old. (I moved out of my apartment and needed to get a companion so Domino wouldn't be lonely). My friends most…

This is my cat, Kamineko. Bow down before her superior cuteness.

That cat's eyes are saying it all. "I'm fattening it up."

No mention of Lou Reed? Am I missing something? Looked all over the site, can't find anything about it...

As far as the Tompkins Square Dog Halloween Parade goes, Gracie the Glamour Pug will always be my perennial favorite.

They are NOT useless. Someone in my office has one (white elephant gift exchange) and we've burned tons of calories laughing our asses off at it.

i always just assumed the shake weight was a practical joke that got wildly out of control

Yes, I'd like to fall into that shaggy-blonde pool.

roving pack of James Spaders

Merle Haggard's lawyers told me I can't show up at his house anymore.

How does thinness connect with 'putting out?'

Oh man... Katie Perry is channeling Mellie on that W cover.

What a dick, why did he have to force the PB up Marley's nose? He could have just let him lick it off the spoon.