Some of this is misleading or missing some very important points:

Could someone on Jezebel do a post on the fundraiser someone on Gawker started for this young woman? It seriously needs a signal boost.

There are times when I feel ethically questionable about supporting Anonymous.

I can make words good with my mouth.

purple eye liner to make green eyes pop

It's VERY silly, but all the dogs seem to be well-loved and happy, and that makes me happy, too.

Wow, those colors really suit Sandra.

Actually Haley Joel Osmont looks pretty much exactly like a child in a suit would look.

Is it wrong that I eagerly await the arrest of his royal douchness Bieber?

I'm running my own first marathon on the 20th—kick some butt, Erin!

Linkin Park "Burn it Down." Lady GaGa "Judas: Rehab Mix" Limp Biscuit "Break Stuff." A bunch of others, too, but those are my three faves.

I adore Kathy Bates and there's only one hour (central) before American Horror Story. Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange, I'm way more excited than I should be.

congrats, Bruce! It was time to GTFO

I went to the Snyders of Hanover potato chip factory in elementary school. They took us into the secret tasting lab and we got to try the new tester flavors — including the yet-to-be-released salt and vinegar (I am an Old). It was the greatest single day of my life.

She lands all the Axls...

Dude that friggin ruled. I've been watching way too many Gilmore Girls repeats and this girl is giving me a total Lane Kim vibe.

If there's anything that I could impress on future pet owners, it's that smart isn't necessarily a virtue in a pet. It's something we want in our mates and our kids, and I think sometimes we prize it in animals even if we aren't willing to provide them with the kind of stimulation that an exceptionally smart animal…

Yeah, well ... I invented Kinja.

Wait, no. I don't want to brag about that. I RECANT.

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!