Lol, I've always been into freaking myself out in movies - the freakier the better (also: the campier the better). But I can't handle real-life scares: for instance, were I actually in a machine that simulates tumbling uncontrollably through space the way Sandra Bullock does in the trailer, I would probably cry like…

Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

Porter shows up to dates on his fixie.

I am doing this. It will be glorious

Don't talk about my Carol like that

I've only seen the trailers for Melancholia and I still had nightmares about it. Also, I saw 2001 at a young and impressionable age, and while I love the movie, it left me with the permanent conviction that all movie spacewalks will go horribly wrong. I saw the trailer for Gravity and there is no way in hell I'll be…

I absolutely feel the same way, which is I will be first in line to see this in Imax 3D, the best way to freak myself the fuck out.

Yup. It's gonna be the best horror movie in a while (for me).

I've been having real trouble getting someone to see it with me. The last film I had the same problem with was 127 Hours. I think there's something about people being helpless that's particularly frightening? Traditional disaster movies like The Towering Inferno or The Poseidon Adventure were basically action…

Yep, that would be a big "NOPE" from me.

This is the first time in my life that not liking pasta pays off (bring on the "whaaaaaat? you don't like pastaaaaa?", "that's sooooooo weeeeiiiiieeeeeiiiiird", "you're the first person I know that doesn't like pastaaaaaaa", "are you crazy? pasta is delicious/the best/the easiest/a gift from the gods" comments, I'm…

It freaks my height anxiety out.

baha, i was just saying this to a coworker today. he was saying he was going to see it in imax this weekend and i was like NO WAY BRO.

I intend to watch it in the hopes of finally shrugging off the damage done by watching the Challenger explode as a child. All I ever wanted up until that point was to be an astronaut... afterwards, being and astronaut made me sick to think about. Aversion therapy at its finest, is what Gravity is.

Yes! I'm interested in it but not enough to watch it because I feel like it would give me an anxiety attack. Have you seen Melancholia? That movie fucked me up for a couple of weeks.

Second person: I had a guy friend kind of disappear when he started dating someone, and not in the holed-up-having-sex-marathons way, just in the way that guys do where they hand the social calendar to their gf and don't make their own plans (not fair to their friends or the gf, really). So I shot him a short email…

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I've heard that in some parts of the world, there is this magical thing known as a "siesta," and I want it so bad. WHY IS IT NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR ADULTS TO TAKE NAPS IN THIS DANG COUNTRY.