I just want to take a shit on his chest.

Totally. She and Edie Falco just need to make shows together forever.

Wow. You must be exhausted after all of those leaps.

Yes, but Officer Heine compared them to bulls, not cows, which was a nice gender-neutral touch.

The high levels of Vitamin K can also be dangerous for people on blood pressure medication. Happily I have neither condition (yet) and can wolf down all the kale I want. :)

So is Adam Levine pot and Gaga is kettle? Or Gaga is pot and Levine is kettle? I'm going to go relive the eighties while they work that out.

"I love that Adam Levine is pretending that he has not made a grillion dollars by branding himself as basically Mick Jagger's taint."

Yeah, it was the hammer that was weird about a hedgehog in a muscle shirt riding a wrecking ball mimicking a pop star's video.

I only say this because it is the only time in my life it will probably be so appropriate... but...

I'm always team Elba.

Do not get me started on this.

Porn is technically considered an artform.

Just once I want someone to say: cocaine and starving myself.

You have to agree it is rather clever of them to turn a labor and work safety issue into a "freedom of speech" issue. It completely skirts the main problem and it paints anyone who questions it as an anti-freedom, anti-sex prude.

But that's not the main argument being made by the 'Free Speech Coalition'. They're not just saying that this particular rule is bad, they're saying that any rules of this nature violate 'porn producers' right to artistic freedom of speech'.

because it violates producers' "free speech"

Because there is a valid argument made by experts within the field that mandated condom use may actually increase the risks it aims to prevent. The same cannot be said for hard hats.

Did anyone else used to take to their face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub, dreaming it was curing their hideous complexion when it actually made it feel like you'd rolled crushed glass and sludge all over your skin?