You better commute, bitch.

Nope, that's not my worst nightmare.

The Higher Your Thetan Level in Scientology, The More Letters You Get To Capitalize. TOM CRUISE GETS TO WRITE LIKE THIS.

Sleeping naked is the best when there is someone to spoon with.

Wait, there are people that DON'T sleep naked?

So agreed. Pajamas just get all tangled up around me. I only wear them when I'm visiting and staying at someone else's house. OR DO I???

WHY NO ROLES FOR MUPPETS?! Unfair! Janice was BORN to play this part!

Yes. We may be in the minority, but it's ok, cause we're RIGHT! Hahahahhaa!

Fuck cream cheese.

I would eat shredded bagels mixed with cream cheese out of a feedbag and not feel a drop of shame so I can get behind this.

I'm 50 and blessed to still have a cellulite free asszone- yet my 18 yo neice- well- she has it. so much for your juvenile theory.

Haters gonna hate. Keep doing your thing, White people. *tongue firmly in cheek*

It's only disrespectful if "open relationship" is code for "I can't stop him from having sex with other women, but I don't want to leave him, and will ignore it so long as he's discrete", which is not usually what "open relationship" means.

yesssssss

Just wanted to second what you said. Seriously, get new doctors people! I'm not a doctor and even I know this. You have herpes or you don't. You can tell from a blood test and can tell which strain. It may be symptomatic or asymptomatic. Get tested!