Hmmm you’re right. Although I don’t think a comma would have fixed it. I should have gone with “Considering the cops yesterday arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest”

CURSE YOU ENGLISH. YOU’RE SO DIFFICULT AFTER A FEW BEERS.

"Dean Smith sent money to all his former players after he died, is the information I have to give to you today," Perd Hapley said.

I can't wait for the Perd Hapley interview. You could say I'm excited for them to begin discussing the topic at hand.

You never hear much about his older and bankrupt brother Lien Smith, coach over there at I.O.U.

It's obvious. The Monstars just took his talents....who's next?

Am I a dick for being more impressed by the Oxford comma reference than by the actual wound?

If you're the NE Patriots, it means, to "flatten" his face.

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

(nephew comes to family reunion in neck brace and head bandage) (is met by a suspendered uncle sitting at a desk at the front gate) "Hayes, what is it ya say... ya DO here?"

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

Wait, there are people that still think the overwhelming majority of people don't know wrestling is scripted?

How do comments like this still exist? Wrestling commentary is some of the smartest and most creative TV criticism on the internet. There's a whole industry of adult "smart fans" analyzing the psychology behind the writing and performances that make the show. It's the same deal as good games writing. And yes, I'm…

If your definition of Daniel Bryan is "fell down and married a Bella" you probably shouldn't be trying to engage in serious wrestling conversations.

Everyone in that video loses.

He made his bed, now he has to flip out of it.

I've had a really shitty day, and I feel much better after watching this.

ATTENTION UNIVERSE: STOP FILIMING THINGS VERTICALLY.

God bless his friend driving the truck, who apparently just said "fuck this idiot" and kept going.