That was my son you saw do that. Spring of 1988. Damn! Thanks for reminding me!

Poor kid. That's rough.

Yes, that's the important thing.

Also, how can FCC employees be expected to get any work done if half the stuff people send in isn't safe for work?

That first one, the person links to the lyrics and calls them NSFW. Was someone at the FCC paralyzed with confusion when they read that.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

For some reason I'm getting such a kick out of the lady complaining that the missy elliot lyrics contained vulgar words and then labeled links to the lyrics as "NSFW" ignoring the fact that she typed said apparently vulgar words including "shit", "cock" and "pussy" into her email.

Ironically his Lisfranc injury came from stepping on this.

Google BYU fight.

Can Paul Heyman be nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actor in a TV series?

I like imaging that they are scrambling for a folding chair hidden under the court to blindside over an opposing players head.

Remember, it doesn't matter whether the players try their best or learn something along the way. Organized, amateur athletics are about capricious, arbitrary rules set by rule makers who make rules simply to justify their irrelevant existence.

"Yeah, those kids worked hard all winter to get here, but it's about the *principle* of the matter."

Saturday's semifinal victory over View Park Preparatory Accelerated Charter High School...

I can understand why Tyler got personal, he just assumed the Tenman didn't have a heart.

Hey man, I don't do math.

Yeah he'll have fewer than zero parties to go to.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.