I see white and gold. I can see blue if we're talking about light blue. I see no black on the dress.

Vegas. What a shithole.

and for Earth Hour in 2009

Glad that Brian Williams was there to take that driver down.

The person in the grey shirt that falls down and flops around looks like the wrestler who always acts like he got hit when a big group gets jumped on by someone from the top rope to the outside. Except he doesn't help catch him but he falls like he did.

Was that Daniel Day-Lewis, disguised as kid, that got out of the car and started flopping around in the street like he had been shot?

Realized that sounded exceptionally creep-ville. I meant it in a, "I imagine it's a non-stop ride of hilarious one liners that bring joy to the most mundane situations of everyday life" kind of way.

Wait. We can control the weather? I feel like a Jewish person who's been left out of the international conspiracy.

Justifiable homicide, Penal Code 197.

To be fair the only reason the point flew by was because it didn't have any brakes.

The outrageous thing is, you bought a car to go from one place to another - to move - and furthermore as though that weren't expensive enough, you pay for gasoline every time you make your car move, yet the clearly admitted purpose for "brakes" - they should call them "breaks" instead, and indeed some people do - is…

I think a better car analogy will be when self driving cars are here, and people refuse to use them for safety reasons, while making themselves a danger to themselves and others.

Kanye: "Hey! Remeber that asshole move I did when I ruined a teenagers first award for her music? Yea! The one who's gone on to eclipse me in the industry! Yes, yes, yes! The move that made America hate me even more than they already did! Glad you remember, well, wouldn't it be funny if I faked like I was gonna do it…

I'd laugh so hard if Beck delivered a flying karate kick to Kanye's jaw like it was nothing and calmly continued his acceptance speech.

That's a good point. After the reality of the INT set in I was a nervous wreck when the Patriots took the field for that exact reason. Seahawks' D kinda got left off the hook for giving up that penalty.

Say what you will, but Stacy still prefers him to her other brother "Tummysticks".

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

Wilt's high for a single quarter is 31. Which puts Klay's 37 into its insane perspective.

I'm hoping this is for the disappointment in them not including the old record in the story.