I used to have a 1.5 inch TV in a boombox in the 90s. Id watch PBS on it. It was fine. Like the visual equivalent of listening to vinyl.

They should really release a smaller, less obvious sensor for the night life: FLIRt.

Now you can finally see if that girl on the other side of the bar is really hot, or if it’s just the alcohol.

It’s ridiculous and silly, but also some performers and artists probably got paid a butt load of money so I kind of think it’s a net neutral. Like doesn’t harm anyone, some people in creative fields make some money, and it’s entertaining as fuck

Sucks to be you, Other Grandma!

or someone else’s grandma had it blow out of her hand while she was trying to pay for her hernia medication.

I do like that idea a lot. I have relatives that can associate every winning number with an event in their life and regret that they should have played it. The mental contortions they make are simultaneously funny and sad: “Oh, 37, that is when I got the diabetes, I should have played that!” “16, that is how old sissy…

I’ve never played the lottery, but I’m actually thinking about buying just one ticket and letting the machine pick the numbers. That way if the planets a line and I am the only winner I can go on TV and when asked “how often do you play the lottery?” I can say “first time” and when they ask “how did you choose your…

I would be Willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

The reason they don’t pick the annuity is the same reason they quickly blow it all.

I know this is necro-posting but I still go to the video (such as today) and laugh myself stupid.

Because pressing and holding already holds a function for many things, including the home screen (i.e. it begins the “jiggling” of the apps to move around).

And then we have websites like Jezebel tearing him down because he’s not a woman.

Bernie is the first candidate I’ve ever donated actual money to...and am willing to go to a campaign party for...

Bernie is the first candidate I’ve ever seen, who I actually want to vote for. that’s never happened to me

I AM WEAK AGAINST PEER PRESSURE

My very conservative parents said they'll vote for him if he's the republican candidate, but that if he wins, they'll feel deep shame for our country. Conservatives confuse me.

I wonder if Holyfield was nervous being the only black in a sea of white people? On the other hand did anyone notice how Romney’s wife kept staring at Holyfield like he is the last cucumber sandwich at the buffet table at her country club’s cleanse session?