Now it's like taking whatever food an emu eats from an emu

NCAA: Revokes Bryce White's eligibility after seeing Fozzy's free drink offer.

Wait, there's lines on Portland v. Portland State? How much of a degenerate gambler do you have to be to bet on something like that? I'd rather watch snails fuck and bet on who comes first.

If you are gambling on this game, you need many, many years of therapy.

Bol played in 10 NBA season and 1.6% of his career points is showcased in the above clip.

I was in D.C. in the early nineties, and people there always retained their fondness for him even when he was going team-to-team. When Yinka Dare became the star of the Colonials, there was some homegrown excitement - for silly, superficial reasons, sure, because Dare was an exceptionally tall man from Africa…

The entire arena was quarantined for exposure to Three-Bol-a.

If you wanna lose your money that's on you.

Okay, but just because you asked nicely!

You forgot to drop the mike. I can't say DAMN SON until the mike has been dropped

Kelce also figures a guy with the Twitter handle @Millerlite40 knows all about cheap shots.

I can't imagine the pain and sadness that his friends and family are experiencing right now.

This just makes me sick to my stomach. I mean, you see a ref named Crawford getting injured and it's NOT Joey? What kind of just God allows that?

I'll be honest, she was quite good - confident and charismatic (even if you disagree with her picks).

She's pretty damn good!

Arizona is the last team Oregon wants to see in the P12 championship. AZ's offense had little problem with Oregon's D. Maybe with a somewhat healthy o-line, Oregon can win a foot race, but the D is cause for worry.

Vince is smart enough to know what makes money. If CM Punk coming back will make a butt load of cash, VKM will suborn his feelings for the cash. McMahon is not stupid.

He'll be back someday. They all come back.

A shit that was surprisingly green, full of the money of make a wish and retarded kids. (and me...I own two Cena shirts, and am only mildly ashamed. I feel my CM Punk and Damien Sandow shirts cancel out my Cena purchases.)

Money. If the guy draws a crowd, they'll take him back. John Cena could take a shit on the McMahon family's Thanksgiving turkey and still be main eventing.