Congrats to him and his wife.

Well, this is awkward

I gotta disagree, he strikes me as genuinely apologetic. I'd be curious what sort of reaction on behalf of Gaida wouldn't have pissed you off.

War Machine is at like 720 now.

He goes from making light of rape to making light of suicide. Well played, commie!

Welp, that convinces me:

I don't know, at least it wasn't the old "Sorry if you were offended" type of bullshit that you usually see.

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

He did exactly what an offensive line man is supposed to do- keep the defense at the line of scrimmage.

Meanwhile, MIT's uniforms are a C++

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen a punter do that still ended up in a punt

Kidd is just one good reason Dallas beat the Heat in 2011. One of the smartest BB IQs of all times. Imagine what he said to the Heat players during that six game NBA Finals. The guy is a BB genius. One of the best players to ever wear a Mavs uniform. I don't care who hates him he's fuckin' awesome.

"Zzzrrrrbbbtttt!"

"Yes I do get laid a lot as I'm married."

So what you're saying is that it's a terribly awkward, even silly, name for a seminar that would never occur in real life?

Cool, I'll remember that if I ever have the need to combine those three phrases again.

Mine was The Unsinkable Molly Brown. She most definitely got a MOLLY BROWN now and then.

A little of this, a little of that. Although, you would think I would have learned my lesson after Angel the dog who clearly was not.

My greyhound boy would immediately run backstage at high speed. But I didn't adopt him for his brains.