Yeah, does anybody know why the fuck Sports Illustrated didn't consult MantiMeow on this?

Suns win, doesn't even matter. Why was it posted?

If you don't know, you're streets behind

Straps are the thing he has on Gronk, bro.

EFTHHH-EEEEEE-FSTHEEEEE

Deadspin Headline - "Southern Utah Player Rejected To Infinity"

Male Brittney Griner fucked his shit up.

In a hundred years when mankind evaluate the gif of the century - this is it.

Move over B00bs, You've been OUTDONE!

Bah. If I wanted to hear a Palmer wail uncontrollably, I'd put on a Dresden Dolls album.

But yeah, I definitely hear what you are saying. A few people in my group were not overly thrilled with the "action" that close to us...

Those upper deck fights can be scary though. As a certified sissy, I'm always afraid someone is going to go flying off the balcony.

That glorious non-rhotic accent "Dey definitely hurt deyselves, man!" is from Newfoundland, likely southern short. If I ever go ass-backwards down a flight of stairs I'd like it to be narrated by a Newf.

It is amazing to think about. If something like JFK happened today, there would probably be 15-20 professional cameramen with a million different angles....and a few hundred cell phone videos or vines on the web in a matter of minutes.

Terrific display of manliness from Leafs guy who pours the beer on Sens guy and immediately runs away.

Normally when a guy spends this much time hurt, we label them a bust, but he had that one just beautiful season first so we all collectively want to see him get back to that level.

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!