Fat Man Touchdowns are the best touchdowns.

I think the Internet has ruined me, because I was disappointed these weren't smoother and edited well to look like Randy Orton was actually in these videos. As if that were a viable option. Well done, you who has done this work.

I love fat man touchdowns!

Everyone loves a good comeback story. Hope this works out for him...

WOOORLDSTARRRR

Honestly, that sounds like a hilariously awesome idea.

Tom Bergeron sure is getting aggressive these days...

Nice work, Michael! I enjoyed reading this.

This sounds like a really cool thing I'd like to see, and it's convenient that I'm on this page which has posted a video.

Bear Down!

Holy ouch.

That shot defined a good number of years of my childhood as a Suns fan. That, and the disappointment of being a Suns fan.

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The other captain knew exactly what he was doing.

Ehhhh... You're not totally wrong, but I think you're overplaying the resemblance because of the baseball connection here.

What a tremendously not-creepy thing to say!

This gives me the awws.

I hope he recovers without any lasting injuries. However, having said that, I'll be damned if the whole premise of this situation and the headline to this article isn't absolutely hilarious.

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