All of that hard work and obsession, and Kobe is still going to end up #2 (possibly #3, depending on how the rest of LeBron's career goes) on most people's all-time-greatest lists. I don't like Kobe, but that gives me sympathetic pain right in the gut... I can't imagine spending my whole life obsessed with one single…

I can't really tell his nationality based on his picture... What's Updyke?

That was a lot of fucking weight he took to the noodle. Most of these were pretty funny, but those ones were very concerning. It also is worrying that these were the ones people were willing to post… meaning that there may be others like them where the person got seriously injured. People severely underestimate the…

bro do you even tears

EDIT: Never mind, not going to bother.

I hate you for making me check that and doing the math, but I love you for noticing that.

This brings back memories of Bible camp.

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Fucking Jimmy.

I'm not happy about recommending this comment, but I'm recommending this comment. +1

As someone from Phoenix, I wasn't offended. I just nodded solemnly.

You listed David Axelrod twice...

I like you, novelty account.

It's to be noted for the ledger that I rolled my eyes somewhat dramatically as I recommended your post.

I don't care about the World Cup in any way at all, wasn't watching this station, and don't even live in that area, but just imagining getting something like that interrupted makes me furious. I feel your pain, people of Twitter.

Objection, your honor, this is clearly just a fishing expedition.

I have no idea what cannulas are, but I hope they're like cannolis, because that makes your story even better.

All it takes is one surprise chairshot to Tim Duncan, followed by ripping off the shirt and revealing an nWo shirt underneath.

I've never been to Nashville, but I assume this is pretty funny. Have a star.

Same thing happened to my friend Bob Sacamano.