The last time a Weber failed that hard at getting a timeout he wanted in an NCAA tournament game… [fill in the rest of the joke here].

Boy, I bet you feel silly now, Tim…

What? No.

When I was 12, I broke my arm when I fell backwards while trying to hang on a 7' basketball hoop, and now seeing things like that makes me cringe. I'm glad he's (seemingly) okay, because that looked like a fucking hard fall.

A disapproving +1.

Not curious enough to put time into researching this, but, only playing one quarter or not, is this the first game Kobe ever played in where he put up a goose egg? I think I remember reading that Jordan only had two points in one of his games with the Wizards, which was a career-low for him.

How awful… hopefully the injured ones all recover.

Makes sense, thanks for the clarification.

Sometimes a Go-Gurt is just a Go-Gurt.

If the point of this article was to highlight why Chuggington is bad and shouldn't be watched, you failed… because this sounds AWESOME.

Same thought I had… usually in contests like this, they have tiered prizes (say, $1,000 for making up through the three-pointer; $50,000 for making it through the half-court shot), so he technically should be awarded the three-point shot's prize if there happened to be one.

Nice… *Golf clap*

This is the best thing of all time.

Does anyone know why the clock kept running after the shot was made? It went in with about 5.5 left, and didn't stop until 2.2…

Their reactions crack me up. Such genuine, childlike amazement, and white-striped-shirt kid has no idea what to do with his arms because of how excited he is at the play.

He traveled.

1:26 and 2:08

I think 30 on Mt. Vernon has the right idea at 1:30—nothing rubs salt in the wound of your cheering, victorious opponents like a back-handspring right in the midst of their celebration. That's a trick right out of Moses Malone's book.

AIDS, not AIDs.

Some '90s nostalgia of note in that video: